Paint Me A Picture

The scene is set, the supplies bought and hidden, the trap set. The bed is made up with two thick new winter sheets layered together; a bowl of hot water sits under the bed with several brightly coloured tubes bobbing around in it, and the offer made.
How could she resist a nice relaxing massage?
Warm hands caress and smooth away the day’s aches and pains, relieve the tightness and prepare her body for the trials ahead. With her face down on the bed he silently reaches for the first tube, it comes up yellow and he smiles to himself at his wicked thoughts, removing the top he squeezes a generous amount of the watercolour into his hand, its warm and slippery and he smooths it onto her shoulders. She moans softly, enjoying the warm and slippery texture as he rubs and paints her with it. The next tube comes up blue and he squeezes some onto his hand as before, her mid back gets the treatment as she moans and tells him how nice it feels. The soft skin ripples under his hands and the colours swirl and merge to make patterns on her flesh.
The next tube is blue, so he misses the buttocks and moves to paint her legs, one at a time smeared thickly with the blue paint, up and back, the feet, calves and knees, coming at last to her thighs. Then comes white and he smiles to himself, pleased at last to have the colour he wanted, a large dollop is squeezed directly onto her bottom and he watches the hot paint melt and run seductively down her cheeks and disappear between her thighs, mixing with the blue and making a nice mix of lighter colours.
She squirms and makes a comment about him using too much massage oil, or was he just trying to turn her on now.
After a half hour of gentle rubbing its time to turn over, he grabs the hand towel and wipes the colours from his hands as she rolls, face to face her smile brightens the room and his heart beats faster as her eyes meet his, just as it always does.
Reaching for her face he massages her neck and cheeks and her eyes close as he knew they would, another tube; this time red comes out first and he squeezes a large amount into his hand and begins massaging her breasts, the bright colour inflaming his rampant desires and fuelling his thoughts.
This time as he reaches again for a colour she opens her eyes and all at once sees the bright red paint covering her breasts…
“What have you done?” The shock and surprise in her voice tells him she is not amused, meekly he holds the next tube for her to see, green watercolour! Her hand wipes her back and comes back with white and blue streaks, but by the time she’s registered what’s going on he’s squeezed the green onto her belly and begins to massage gently. Slowly a smile comes to her face again and her eyes twinkle brightly, a chuckle and she shakes her head in mock displeasure.
“What am I going to do with you?”
“Paint me?”
She pulls him to her and rolls to cover him in her body and her paint and comes up on top, sitting astride his hips and laughing as she smears his face with her wet hand, the white and blue streaking his face. She kisses him seductively then begins painting him, colour by colour with lines and dots and streaks and all the while laughing at the mess and teasing him relentlessly.
His erection becomes a python with stripes and dots and she sits back to admire her work and laughs heartily. Slowly the tubes come out again and are drained of their brightness, the two hot bodies taking all the colours of the rainbow and mixing together as the heat of passion overtakes the lovers.
Rolling together, becoming one as the loving starts in earnest, both hot from the game and ready to consummate the bond. Two demented clowns, two birds of paradise, two rainbows locked together, rolling and loving, twisting and turning, lubricated by so much hot colour, then laying exhausted and panting, drained by the effort.
A long hot shower to wash the colours, but not the memories from them and one more thing...one more surprise for her.
The new crisp sheets hung to dry then washed the next day to leave the coloured stains, yellow and red mixing to orange at the top. Green and blue mixing to deep purples in the middle, the white and blues mixing to form the colours of the sky, with stripes and lines and dots intermixed as their bodies once did.
For many years to come, whenever she misses him those sheets will be slipped onto the bed giving her warm comfort and making her smile at the thoughts of that night, at the silliness and naughtiness of it all. No longer ruined sheets but reminders of something both will remember forever, a moment of madness and a fleeting glimpse of childish fun.

Ring Me

I cant put a name to this little story, she values her privacy very highly, but she was one hot lover! Not so hot to look at, she’s 27, dark blonde and what you might call a BBW. She has a pleasant face and nice personality… and very hot ideas and bedroom behaviour. She would send me nearly 20 hot sms’s a day when she was feeling horny, with suggestions,ideas and sometimes asking me what I’d like her to do to me that evening... We called them our ‘menus’ and they were the most explicit and sexy short stories I’ve ever read. At first I wasn’t at all sure I’d enjoy sex with a big girl…I know…that’s so shallow isn’t it? However, from our first touch that fear was swept away and now I quite like big women, there are some very special things about big girls.
As soon as my phone would vibrate, I’d be breathing harder and feeling that tightness in my belly you get when you start to feel yourself becoming aroused. Just like one of Pavlov’s dogs, I’d hurry to the toilets, well away from the other workers to rub my pussy while I read her hot words.
One morning, only about 10.30am the phone started to vibrate for an incoming call, I checked the screen and it was her. She never rang me at work so I thought it must be something very important, I hurried to the loo and answered the call…
She had made herself comfortable on her bed with phone and vibrator, brought my number up then started to fuck herself. For quite some time she had rubbed and fingered herself to a creamy lather, as she got close to cumming she pushed the call button and laid the phone down next to her on the bed.
As I answered, I could hear her familiar moaning and the quiet buzzing of her toy as it plunged in and out of her body. I could hear it getting quieter as it slid deeply into her wet pussy and louder as it slid out again, accompanied by those sexy slurping sounds and her ‘Oohs’ and ‘Ahh’s’. I listened intently for a couple of minutes as she came in a series of long groans and low moans, finally calling my name.
I hadn’t noticed until then but I was rubbing my pussy through my skirt and I was very wet and horny, my panties were soaked. I saw her there in my mind, laid out on that bed and fucking, as we had together and the vision was driving me crazy. She gets SO wet when I eat and finger her, and the thought of her wet and ripe pussy was so very exciting.
When she was finished she calmly picked up the phone and asked me how I liked it, without giving me time to answer, she promised to fuck me with that toy later that night, as she hung up I could hear her softly giggling. Bitch!...LOL
No one had ever done that to me before, I hadn’t even considered it, so I was horny all day after that. I had to roll up several feet of toilet paper and stuff it into my knickers to sop up the mess… but I made her pay for it later. You see, I’m a terrible tease!

The last night

Most of my stories were/are written for lovers, (in real life and internet lovers) some were written to order and aren't my thing and some are a bit sick and I would never...but I write them just the same. As I dig them out and post them they might not seem to follow, as indeed they dont...lesbian, straight, bondage, paint..you name it and its there..or might be..if I like you enough to write for you.
This was written for a wonderful internet lover, we never did get together and he never did get to read this..my last story for him, and a true story. (sad)

Another late night spent on the net, she fucked and sucked his cock online and he got to cum. Good luck for him…but imagining him wanking his stiff cock and explaining how she would slide her lips over his cock and take him in her mouth had inspired her imagination and made her pussy wet and swollen. She was shaking by the time she had imagined and written him cumming in her mouth. She wanted to rub her pussy as she imagined his spasming cock jetting sweet cum into her mouth and down her throat as he groaned and shook his orgasm against her face. But she had ignored the ache in her belly and continued to type regardless.
When he wanted to sign off to go and shower, she was relieved to say the least; she swallowed down her wine and shut down the PC. Hurrying through the usual bedtime rituals and wriggling out of her knickers as she went through the bedroom door, she felt the rolled panties slide wetly down her legs as she kicked them off.
Flopping back on the bed, she immediately rolled her swollen nipples between thumb and forefinger eliciting a small moan. She thought about his stiff cock as her hand traced her swollen pussy and dipped lightly to smear the juices on her aching clit. Would it ever happen, would they ever get to touch and kiss…and fuck?
She reached and took her toy from its place tucked under the edge of the mattress, licked the end and turned it on to the lowest speed before touching it lightly to her clit. The electric shock of pleasure shot through her body as her clit tingled and stiffened under the vibrator, stroking slowly she rolled and wetted the toy before dipping it into her body. Stretching the tight opening and enjoying the initial invasion before plunging it ever deeper inside until the low speed was just not enough anymore. She stopped rubbing and pinching her nipples long enough to turn the speed up then went back to stroking her body as she plunged the toy into herself again and again. She thought about his hard cock and knew he would do anything for her, knew that he wanted to be inside her tight pussy and wondered what this lover would be like…if they could ever get together.
The fantasy she had just written for him consumed her thoughts and stroking in the usual way just wouldn’t be enough tonight. Her eyes closed tight against reality and she began to think of tonight’s story. Thought about sitting on her couch with her wet pussy hanging over the edge so he could eat her as she watched, dreamt of his tongue sliding over and between her folds, exploring every crevice and crease as he promised to do; imagined him tongue fucking her while a wet finger gently explored her ass.
The toy buzzed excitedly as it slid in and out of her dripping snatch but she longed for some real cock, longed to feel it getting firmer in her hand, longed to feel it hard in her mouth and more than anything else wanted to watch it slide effortlessly into her belly. She loves cock, wanted to see the head all tight and purple as he rips it from her just as it explodes over her belly, sending jets of white cum cascading and running between her legs and dripping from her ass. She loves the feeling of fresh hot cum running between her legs and especially across her asshole, soothing and exciting it. This hot idea was enough together with the toys relentless buzzing and her fingers flashing across her clit, her back arched, and she stiffened with her first decent orgasm for days.
She rolled over and raised up onto her knees just as she had written for him tonight, imagined herself draped over the back of the couch with her ass exposed to him. As her toy lightly traced her pussy, she imagined his tongue exploring her, ran it around and around her ass hole and wondered whether his tongue might like to do this journey. She spread her legs wider, lewdly displaying herself for his gaze and imagining him there behind her, watching her…wanting her more and more. The toy found her opening and just like that he slid quietly inside her, filling her until she felt his balls slap against her. His hands grasped her hips and pulled her back onto him as the toy delved deeply again. Imagined it was his hand reaching around to rub her clit and stroke her pussy as his hard cock rammed again and again at her tender opening. She found herself pushing back against her imaginary lover, meeting stroke for stroke and slamming back to meet his forceful entry as the toy squelched inside her. Cradling her clit between two fingers and squeezing as she stroked rapidly she felt her orgasm blasting through her body, her legs shook uncontrollably, her mind went numb as passion overtook her and she came in a series of long and lustful shudders.
Falling onto her side she ripped the vibrator from deep within her cunt as he had in her story and plunged it into her mouth, half expecting the salty blast which never came. She lay there shaking and slowly stroking her pussy as the toy continued to vibrate in her mouth as she sucked hard at it…eventually reality came quietly back and she felt foolish, sucking a plastic toy in anticipation of her creamy reward. Surely he would be prepared to come half way across the country for this…for a hot woman prepared to give him anything he wanted……

Here Boy

I meet you at the door as you come home, dressed only in my sexiest red lace bra, panties and red high heel shoes. The freshly applied red lipstick glowing and matching my flame red hair. Just as you get to the door, key in hand I open it and stand before you looking as stern and menacing as I can muster.
‘Ive been waiting for you!’
Your eyes travel from my face down my neck and linger at the white flesh spilling from my bra, downward over my flat belly to the tight triangle of red lace over my pussy. Downward, downward to my high heels and I watch your mouth drop open as you consider the possibilities.
You move forward and lean to kiss my perfectly painted lips...I pull away.. ‘Not so fast lover boy!’
I take your tie in hand and lead you to the middle of the room and stand you straight, not smiling, not looking into your eyes because that would bring me undone. Roughly I tug at the tie and whip it off, the shirt to is done fast and rough as I pop the buttons and yank the shirt back and off your shoulders leaving it hanging and still tucked in. The belt opens quickly and I pull hard at the buckle to tear it from you, twisting you around. I undo the trouser and kneel in front of you as I work the pants off your bottom and slide them down below the knees. I do not untie the shoes but yank them off and throw them aside as a beast preparing a meal. Your underwear has a large bulge and I struggle not to smile as I know you are watching for a sign...any sign that I'm just playing. I slap your leg and you lift it so I can remove the trouser and quickly lift the other leg to stop the next stinging slap. Just socks and underwear now but that is far enough for now.
On the coffee table next to me sits a short rope as used to walk a dog and I take it and begin tying it around your neck. You try again to kiss me but I turn away again and tell you ‘Don’t be a bad boy or I will slap you hard!’
‘Down boy!’ as I push hard on your shoulders to make you kneel before my steaming pussy, I take a hand full of hair and allow you to move toward my pussy but stop you short, pulling on your hair enough to hurt. You struggle to reach it, mouth moving as to taste me but all you taste is air and smell my aromas. I lift and swing my leg over your head to sit astride your back pulling myself forward so my warm pussy rubs on the back of your head. “Come on, take me for a ride!’ and I reach back and slap your bottom hard. ‘Ouch!’ and you move off on hands and knees with me yelling like a cowboy and urging you forward with my heels. Twice around the room, your knees rubbing on the rough carpet and me urging you on and slapping your bottom now and then. ‘Whoa boy!’ As you crawl to a stop I dismount and take up the lead and begin to walk you around the room as one walks a dog. You are panting and Im not sure if its from the crawling or from the heat still building in you.
I step back and begin to slide my panties down wiggling my bottom seductively to release them from my bottom, as the top of my slit becomes visible to your staring eyes I turn, presenting you with my naked bottom. I bend slowly as I slide the knickers off to give you a good long look at the pouting pussy between my legs. Slowly, still bent over I untangle the knickers from my high heels and rise and turn to you. You let out a hot moan as my pussy becomes visible to you again, but I am nowhere near finished with you yet. I have the red panties in hand and walk the few steps to you and, caressing your face, I slide a finger into your mouth and rub your tongue as you suck the finger. I take the panties in the other hand and poke the corner of them into your mouth, slowly stuffing the tiny red and wet panties into your mouth bit by bit until they are entirely in you.
‘Do they taste good lover?’
‘Ahaa!’
‘want some more?’
‘Ahaa!’
I step back and sit on the lounge, slide my bottom so my pussy hangs off the edge of the lounge and open my legs wide to show you everything I have. I spread the lips with one hand and putting spit on the finger of my other hand begin to rub the clit. ‘Oh! Ahh!’
You stare in disbelief as I begin to masturbate before your eyes.
I take up the lipstick on the table and slide it open, leaning down I pull the lips tight and slowly paint one side of my pussy as you stare, being as slow and sexy as I can be.
Taking up the rope I pull you slowly to me and you come willingly crawling on hands and knees, your face heading straight for my pussy. Just as you get there I put my hand against your forehead to stop you short. Pulling the knickers from your mouth I hand you the open lipstick and you know what you are to do, you begin painting the other side of my pussy, rubbing up and down until the whole of my outer pussy is red and glowing.
I point to my clit just inches from your mouth and say ‘See this, I like you to lick it gently and suck it for me’
I slip two fingers into my hot hole and pull it open crudely so you can see deep inside my body. ‘See this, I like you to finger me here baby!’ ‘Ahaa!’ you nod in compliance.
I slip the fingers from my snatch and rub them on your tongue.. ‘like that sweetie!’ ‘Ahaa!’
I use one hand each side to part my buttocks and you stare at my specially cleaned ass hole. ‘See this! I like to be teased and tickled here when Im really hot!’ ‘Ahaa!’ you murmur again. ‘Good boy, now you may taste me ’
Your tongue darts forward and laps my pussy as a dog might do and my eyes roll back in my head and I moan loudly. Your tongue finds my wet hole and slips inside as you fuck me with it for several minutes all the while rubbing and squeezing my boobs. God I am so hot for this...I push your head back and taking your hand in mine I fold the fingers in so only two long fingers protrude. I guide the hand to my pussy and wiggle the two fingers into my hot cunt, taking you by the wrist I pull your hand and moan as you easily slide into my body. You can feel the little wrinkles that line the passage and push the fingers right in and feel the bump of my womb protruding into my innermost private areas. I draw you fingers out to the entrance and release you, you push them back in as I moan and you begin to finger fuck me. Slowly at first but building up stroke by lovely stroke, making me gasp and shake as you do. Taking you by the hair again I push your face to me and you go straight to the clit sucking it into your mouth. ‘Ahh..fuck me!’
Fingers pumping and mouth licking and sucking you work me as I commanded until I start to see stars.
I cannot take much more and so I begin to untie the rope still around your neck, gently pulling it free I have just one more command for you.
‘You’ve been a good boy, you can have your prize now!’
You say nothing but stand and lift me in your strong arms in one move. Kissing me gently you carry me toward the bedroom...

Tracy

Up until last year I was a good straight girl ..I only went for men, although a sexy looking woman always turned my eye I considered myself totally straight. One night after a heavy drinking/smoking session with my cousin and her mates (several of which are gay) I crashed at her place in the spare room as I had done many times. I was vaguely aware of someone walking into the room, I felt her sit on the opposite side of the bed then I heard her shoes hit the floor as she lay back on the bed next to me, her arm reached over me as she cuddled up close. I felt her hard nipples in my back and smelled her perfume and body smells...all very sexy, but I had no intention of taking it further. We slept for some time until I woke to find her hand in my pants and her lips on my neck. I was already horny and wet so I know she must have been touching me for a while, I rolled her way and her lips found mine as two fingers worked their way up inside me. It was dark so it might just as well been a man...except she knew just where to touch and just how to turn me on. I was afraid to touch her at first but she took my hand and moved it to her boobs..it had to be Tracy..she's got tiny boobs like mine. I touched her lightly and traced her pussy through her panties as she moaned softly into my mouth. I nearly freaked out when she broke away and started to kiss and nibble her way down my body...I knew what she was going to do and I wasn't sure I wanted her to...but she was SO good at it that she won me over and gave me several great orgasms in only a few minutes. As she came back up to kiss me on the lips I was still shaking..partly from my orgasms and partly because I was scared for what I would be expected to do next. Tracy moved to push her breast to my lips and I took it and gently licked and bit her nipple as my hand traced her flat belly and slipped into her pants to find her pussy very wet and swollen. I pushed two fingers into her and began pumping her as I sucked her nipples in turn. She shook and came on my hand almost immediately, but as I bent to work down her body she stopped me to ask if I'd ever done it before. I hadn't...so she told me I didn't have to do it...this time! We cuddled up again and I slept well until I woke still in her arms the next morning. Since then I've fucked Tracy many times and now I eat her every time, I've got to love doing it..pussies are very sexy...yum!

The Taste Of You

Its pitch black and I wake startled… My mind fighting through the thick fog of sleep to work out what's going on. Did I hear that or was it just a dream? I sit up, my heart thumping wildly...damn!
Its going to take ages to get back to sleep now…. But then I feel a presence in the room and peer into the blackness unable to see anything... A touch, like fingernails drawn along my leg, I strain to see, but there is only black. The unseen presence comes closer and I hear breathing, soft and sensual, the finger traces along my body and comes to lie on my lips. A face touches the finger from the other side, noses touching lightly ...its you, come to tempt me again. I feel your presence and share your breath as we lean face to face taking in the scents and aromas.
Your hand finds mine and fingers entwine, seeking and searching, holding and grasping. Hands shaking, my mind sways in a twilight wonderland as we continue to savour that first touch! I move my face one way as you move the other and our lips touch, we begin our first taste! Tentatively at first and feeling my way with lips alone, the shape of your mouth and lips, the feel of your cheeks and your ears, your neck then back to your searching mouth. Lips sucking deeply and tongue tips touch lightly they begin the dance. I see only darkness but feel….everything! Every nerve and fibre twitching and alert for every sign, every sense working hard. My fingers slide up through your long smooth hair and around your neck to pull your head to mine.
Your hands find my body and begin to explore as I follow your lead and soon, as breath becomes quicker we are touching and searching everywhere. You stand and your hand leads me to follow, we continue the kiss as you step out of your skirt and panties. I push my jocks off and begin the pleasure of undoing your shirt buttons and bra, stripping back the shoulders and baring your breasts to the touch of my chest, your hand cradles my erection and I miss a breath.
We stand in the darkness feeling with the lightest touch, exploring and seeking to learn and know it all, kissing and tasting, nibbling and pulling until I know you as if I'm looking right into your eyes. With our breathing fast and a thin covering of sweat I take your hands and you lie back on the bed. Instinctively, you know what I want to do at this moment, you have always known, from the very first. I lean to kiss your legs, first one then the other, tracing the shape with my lips and painting the picture in my mind. I work higher and place a knee either side of your legs to pin them together and kiss inside your thighs until I reach your love nest, resting here so you can feel my hot breath I leave just one soft kiss and move higher to nibble the panty line and belly. Still higher to explore your breasts, savouring the shape and feel and committing it all to memory, I kiss your arms and shoulders, lingering at your neck and ears until I am familiar with everything...except!
A kiss on your forehead, nose then lips, lower to the chin then your neck. A wet tongue down between your breasts, your belly and still onward, straight but slowly heading for the last place I do not know. Its clear to you where I am headed and you try gently to open your knees against mine, I continue slowly down across the panty line and down your swelling pussy as far as I can reach, and back pushing my tongue between and seeking the clit. I know when I have it from your moans and I circle and tug gently with my lips, Hmm... your taste goes straight to my mind sending my head reeling.
I slip my knees off the bed and drop to the floor, kissing gently the insides of your thighs until I relax you and you open slowly to give me access to your pleasure zone. I crave to rush this, to slide my tongue into you deeply, to slip and slide wetly with you in my arms, but there will only be one first time... just once to feel new again.
So I lick slowly like a cat preening, long slow licks from the pool at the bottom all the way up, scooping a little lubrication each time and soothing you with it, tasting and enjoying you as never before. Your hands clutch handfuls of hair and you begin to push me where you want me to work, I know you have a sensitive clit and its no surprise that you keep me there, licking and sucking until the friction becomes so intense that you push me down to take more lubrication before returning. You are close now, I feel your heart racing and hear your breathing become so fast it worries me, I slide a finger into you and marvel at the heat, reaching upward and seeking the G-spot to circle slowly. Your clit is hard between my lips and the time is now! Your legs close hard against me, pinning me to the spot, you push my face into you and shudder out your orgasm against my still moving lips and tongue. As soon as you cum I stop licking and begin nibbling your lips as I continue to rub the G-spot ever faster...but you are having none of it and lead me out of place by my hair, pulling my face to yours and my throbbing cock to your pussy. As our lips meet you take my cock in hand to rub it along your wet pussy several times, and as you slide me inside you for the first time so to my tongue parts your lips.
Again the urge to rush, again the need to savour the moment, to feel the hot, wet tightness of you. Small movements forward and back to smooth the lubrication along my shaft and make entry beautiful for us both, at last I’m almost all the way into you and with your hand still in place around my cock ,fingertips guiding my shaft, I begin to fuck you very slowly. The end of my shaft bumps along your inner walls as my cock bumps between your fingertips, wet and warm, back and forth.
This pace cannot last, the heat is too much and soon the pace quickens, your fingers now wet with juices migrate to your clit and you begin to circle the nub. In just a few minutes your body flushes red and you begin to cum again, I don't want to stop now for I am close to and continue to move, but you nearly crush me to a stop as you shudder another powerful orgasm against me.
I’d love to look into your eyes as you cum, but I strain in the dark and continue to see nothing!
Your fingers continue as quickly as before and as your legs relax I continue to slide into your depths as before. Harder now, my legs slapping against your bottom and sending ripples along your unseen body with every thrust. I run my hands around your face trying to feel the passion I would see in your eyes. Our moans becoming louder and merging as we have merged to become one. There is no you and no me, for now we are one and every fibre is alive and hot. The end of my cock burns and there is no feeling anywhere else...I know I am close, too close!
I feel your fingers flicking against my cock as you rub your clit and all these feelings, the thoughts, and that picture I’ve been painting in my mind come together at last. The vision is too much and I am cumming, I pull out of you and spray your pussy and wildly beating fingers with hot cum. Jet after jet as a hot flush washes over me.... were the last hot jets of my cum and your flashing fingers enough to take you to the top...did you cum again?
I collapse on the bed next to you and seek out your hand with mine, now that I have you I wont let go.

I remember our breathing slowing and I remember the fog of sleep filling the room, but I don't remember you getting up and leaving!
I woke naked and alone, strewn across the bed in the early light of morning, and now I wonder whether it really happened that way, or was I only dreaming.

Fabulous Friday

Hey peeps, Its Saturday today but last night my friends and I (Sharon, Sam, Cath and Bet) went to our local for a few drinks and some fun. First things first..we got pissed! Then as I was dancing with Cath a drunk guy came up and began bothering me, nothing to heavy, just dancing up against me and wanting to take me home. He was from out of town and said he'd heard that Lincoln women were hot and easy for sex... Bastard! Who does he think he is..gods gift? I spent a half hour dancing with him, brushing his erection through his pants and rubbing my boobs against him until he was steaming from the ears...Then Sharon took over for a while..then Sam...LOL, you get the picture..right? By the time closing time came up he was thinking he might have two of us as we pretended to fight over him. Then we excused ourselves to the toilets and went out the back way and home... The poor pervert was hard and hot all night, it was a shame to leave a hard man, but this guy was a pain in the butt... Bet says that we shouldn't have teased him so..What do you say? Cruel and unusual punishment or a case of punishment fitting the crime..

Eh lads and lasses! this is my first blog...I'm a virgin! Anybody want to pop my blog cherry by commenting? LOL
Hmm! about me then...I'm 30 and single, I love life, love men and occasionally women. (but I guess you dont want to hear about my spectacularly unflash sex life eh?)
Red hair, brown eyes, small tits and the rest you will have to wonder about...LOL..or ask!
I work in the office of a trucking firm and spend every weekend getting pissed with my girlfriends and flirting at the local pubs. (been known to smoke now and then) I live in South Australia in Port Lincoln...cold cold cold! Its nearly winter so I need a lover...or a blanket..LOL